Why we die -- the wisdom of children

You can't fool the kids in Sunday school, they are way too smart...

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"NO!" all the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again the answer was "NO!"

"Well," I continued,"then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted,"You gotta be dead!"

--Author Unknown (if you know the author, please e-mail me)