Short quips from Ezine (March 2009)

A LITTLE OF THIS & A LITTLE OF THAT

A Little Wisdom: The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich.

A Little Advice: When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

A Little Quip: At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

A Little Proverb: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.

A Little Question: I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?

A Little Reflection: Life: Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

A Little One-Liner: Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute ... I'll find someone.

A Little Admission: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.

A Little Observation: Death and taxes are inevitable; but at least death doesn't get worse every year.

A Little Warning: Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

A Little Quote: "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." -- Henry Kissenger (former US Secretary of State).

A Little Politics: For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

(http://radicalacademy.com/monthly_ezine.htm)