A LITTLE OF THIS & A LITTLE OF THAT
A Little Wisdom: There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live. -- James Truslow Adams.
A Little Advice: You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
A Little Quip: All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
A Little Proverb: A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A Little Question: How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
A Little Reflection: It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
A Little Admission: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
A Little Observation: Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
A Little Warning: If you live like there's no God... you'd better be right.
A Little Definition: Handkerchief - Cold Storage.
A Little Quote: "Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." -- Mark Twain.
A Little Put-Down: I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
(Radical Academy, http://radicalacademy.com/monthly_ezine.htm)
