Short quips

Since light travels faster than sound,
some people appear bright --until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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'Your future depends on your dreams'
Really??

So go to sleep.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours, said the lazy man.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.....

said the lazy student.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

said the lazy worker.