EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO DIE!

"From a Sermon by the Reb, 2000

...A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermons with a stirring reminder:

"Everyone in this parish is going to die!"

The minister looked around. He noticed a man in the front pew, smiling broadly.

"Why are you so amused?" he asked.

"I'm not from this parish," the man said. "I'm just visiting my sister for the weekend.


--Mitch Albom, "Have a Little Faith," p 231