A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: "Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?"
"Yes, the professor answered. "When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now."
"Well," said the gatekeeper, that is a very minor sin. You may enter."
"Thank you very much, Saint Peter," the professor answered.
"I'm not Saint Peter," said the gatekeeper. "He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas."
--Jonathan Dolhenty, Radical Academy, http://radicalacademy.com/monthly_ezine.htm
