Short quips from Ezine (May 2009)

A LITTLE OF THIS & A LITTLE OF THAT

A Little Wisdom: Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's looking.

A Little Quip: Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A Little Proverb: If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.

A Little Question: I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

A Little Reflection: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

A Little One-Liner: Never chase after a man or a train - another one will always come along.

A Little Admission: "Between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before." -- Mae West.

A Little Observation: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

A Little Warning: "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." -- Edward Abbey.

A Little Quote: "Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things." -- Woody Allen.

A Little Legal Shmegal: Get the facts first -- you can distort them later!

A Little Bumper Sticker: Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.